Some time before the first computer appear in the workplace, the scientists were arguing as to define the sex of a computer.

The men gave five reasons to believe computers are female:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". 
4. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. 
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
   

However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as male. Their reasons are as follows:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. 
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
   

Guess who won? The women.

James OO7

Reply to  [James 007]: I think this is a good topic for the "Fun Forum". Darkfox can tell us more clear about the computer that it is a male or a female..

I am transfering this to "Fun Forum".

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KILOIA

 

Replying to [James 007]:
Dear,
the coumpter is male. becz
1- male answer any thing.
2 any body but female not.

Replying to [James 007]:

dunno about the gender of the computer, but i know all computer hardware ppl are sexually frustrated or just enjoy coming up with kinky names, just look at a few names:

FLOPPY disk
HARD disk
MASTER drive
SLAVE drive
MALE plug
FEMALE plug

LAPTOP might have originated from lapdancing (just kidding)
RAM

and who said that size doesn't matter, when all we do is compare 'how big is your memory stick?', '1GB' 'oh my, only?!?!?'

Replying to [Nitesco]:

http://img23.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=47536_3_123_678lo.jpg

something else i saw today with computer terminology... hehehee

Replying to [James 007]:


Really funny will pass ti to my friends !

Replying to [Nitesco]:

Have you read the computer story that goes somewhat like this.

A little boy asked his mother, "mommy, how was I born?"

I was chatting with your dad over the webchat, and he downloaded his hard disk into my port. I did not put up my firewall, and one month later, a message pops up "You have got mail".


III
(O7O)

Replying to [James 007]:Hi James
For me a computer is not a single entity but a species in itself like a bird, you have a male bird or female bird. Consequently you will have female and male computers, male computers doing number crunching to make sure to have enough budget for the monthely expenses, female computers searching the latest catalogs to order the next items.
Also as computers are over 18 already (assuming they were born in 1981), they are free to do whatever they please they have married with walkmans, mobile phones, digital cameras. and this is just the beginning, expect more marriages and divorces to keep happening.

Vicente

Replying to [James 007]:A COMPUTER IS BOTH

Replying to [James 007]:FROM THE READING THE COMPUTER MUST BE A WOMAN BECAUSE OF STORING EVERYTHING IN IT'S MEMORY JUST THE WAY A MARRIED WOMAN REMINDS THE HUSBAND ALL THE BAD THINGS HE HAS EVER DONE SINCE THEY WERE MARRIED.

Replying to [James 007]:

funny topic