Little CamelMother, may I ask you some questions?
Mother Camel: Sure, why son, is there something bothering you?
Little Camel: Why do camels have humps?
Mother Camel: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive
Little Camel: OK, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mother Camel: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert better than anyone does.
Little Camel: OK, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight.
Mother Camel: My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes.
Little Camel: I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through
Little Camel: Just one more question Mother…
Mother Camel: Yes, dear?
Little Camel: What the **** are we doing in the ZOO?!
Mother Camel: ?????????