I heard you
Post 1 of 21
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug) that came in a little white box which served as the bug's house.
He took his purchase home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME AND LEARN ABOUT THE LORD?"
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)
And a little voice came out of the box.........
"I heard you the first time.......I' m putting on my shoes!"
He took his purchase home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME AND LEARN ABOUT THE LORD?"
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)
And a little voice came out of the box.........
"I heard you the first time.......I' m putting on my shoes!"
02 Jul 2007 02:12
Post 2 of 21
Replying to [Deepali]:
Hi Deepali,
![[em2]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_laugh.gif)
Now you understand why I wouldn't like to be a centipede? Though I have two questions:
a) Why didn't the centipede answer the first time?
b) Why does it take children just as long to put on their shoes?
Hi Deepali,
Now you understand why I wouldn't like to be a centipede? Though I have two questions:a) Why didn't the centipede answer the first time?
b) Why does it take children just as long to put on their shoes?
02 Jul 2007 09:24
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Post 4 of 21
Replying to [Deepali]:
Kids take forever to tie their shoelaces coz they are trying to pull off some stunts like these: http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm
and as far as i know, centipedes only have 40 feet, not 100. millipedes however have somewhere between 100-350, with one of the top records being around 750 i think...
i'll stop boring u now :)
Kids take forever to tie their shoelaces coz they are trying to pull off some stunts like these: http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm
and as far as i know, centipedes only have 40 feet, not 100. millipedes however have somewhere between 100-350, with one of the top records being around 750 i think...
i'll stop boring u now :)
06 Jul 2007 04:51
Post 6 of 21
Replying to [adimec]:
Common its only a joke dont go in too dept .............![[em1]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_smile.gif)
Common its only a joke dont go in too dept .............
21 Jul 2007 02:51
Post 7 of 21
Replying to [Deepali]:i am afraid centipede.
but i like this joke.
he,he.
but i like this joke.
he,he.
21 Aug 2007 17:26
Post 8 of 21
Replying to [Deepali]:
![[em15]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_wish_you_wealth.gif)
I know what it will saying! ![[em20]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_victory.gif)
I know what it will saying!
21 Aug 2007 22:09
Post 9 of 21
Replying to [Deepali]:
I know what it is going to say!
I know what it is going to say!
21 Aug 2007 22:09
Post 10 of 21
Replying to [Deepali]:
Dear my friend,
It's very interesting! I think! But I don't know what does it mean?![[em4]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_sad.gif)
Dear my friend,
It's very interesting! I think! But I don't know what does it mean?
23 Aug 2007 20:21
Post 11 of 21
Replying to [Deepali]:
Dear my friend,
It's very interesting! I think! But I don't know what does it mean?
Dear my friend,
It's very interesting! I think! But I don't know what does it mean?
23 Aug 2007 20:22