Universal Law : Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First Law : A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, untill or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
Second Law : The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same as increement or decreement of the bank balance.
Third Law : The force applied while proposing to a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
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