Coool jokes --Best Salesman
Post 1 of 15
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"
He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.
Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf ***
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"
He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.
Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf ***
25 May 2007 20:32
Post 2 of 15
Replying to [Moolan99]:
Good joke
This "cool joke" seems to have revealed an important fact of our lives also and that is "While being busy in finding faults in others, we normally forget to see that we ourselves,sometimes, suffer from the same/or similar diseases."![[em1]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_smile.gif)
Good joke
This "cool joke" seems to have revealed an important fact of our lives also and that is "While being busy in finding faults in others, we normally forget to see that we ourselves,sometimes, suffer from the same/or similar diseases."
26 May 2007 23:50
Post 3 of 15
Replying to [vshanker]: Dear Mr. Shanker, thanks for your analysis. I will post more jokes in this thread. If by chance it's duplicate with other existing jokes, please kindly let me know.
Best,
Moolan
Best,
Moolan
27 May 2007 06:10
Post 4 of 15
Replying to [Moolan99]:
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.
He loved money more than just about anything.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.
He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!"
She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him.
"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!?
"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."
Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman.
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.
He loved money more than just about anything.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.
He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!"
She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him.
"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!?
"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."
Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman.
27 May 2007 06:15
Post 5 of 15
Replying to [Moolan99]: Good one. Not only intelligent but smart too with presence of mind.
27 May 2007 08:58
Post 6 of 15
Replying to [Moolan99]:
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!'
....and she's always sound asleep.
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!'
....and she's always sound asleep.
30 May 2007 13:48
Post 7 of 15
Replying To [Moolan99]:Geez, I must try that one. See if it works.
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30 May 2007 16:29
Post 8 of 15
Replying to [grigo]: Hi Tiger, which one? the quiet one or the noisy one?
30 May 2007 17:47
Post 9 of 15
Replying to [Moolan99]:
Hi moolan,
The wife has nothing do wrong but her husband is a fool....![[em2]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_laugh.gif)
... not knowing that he has a physical problem...Hope the doctor give him a good advice....... thanks for the very cool joke!!!
another topic moolan,![[em38]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_rose.gif)
Hi moolan,
The wife has nothing do wrong but her husband is a fool....
... not knowing that he has a physical problem...Hope the doctor give him a good advice....... thanks for the very cool joke!!!another topic moolan,
27 Jun 2007 23:17
Post 10 of 15
Replying to [JOYI]: Hi Joyi, please share some jokes with us.
Best,
Moolan
Best,
Moolan
28 Jun 2007 13:56
Post 11 of 15
Replying to [Moolan99]:The noisy one has a list of wife's excuses (reasons) for not doing it:
1. Not tonight honey, I am dead tired.
2. My mother is coming over to stay with us for the Winter.
3. Oh, honey, I got a headache.
4. Last night, I had my period.
5. The neightbor's cat has been keeping me awake and I have not slept for three days.
6. Honey, the baby's crying and she wants to sleep with us.
7. Oh, dear, I am dry.
Street
1. Not tonight honey, I am dead tired.
2. My mother is coming over to stay with us for the Winter.
3. Oh, honey, I got a headache.
4. Last night, I had my period.
5. The neightbor's cat has been keeping me awake and I have not slept for three days.
6. Honey, the baby's crying and she wants to sleep with us.
7. Oh, dear, I am dry.
Street
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