Whoever writes the best, official sounding application, similar to what Foow did at the end of Volume 2.

HOWEVER, Sixer, Xiaomu, Thambi and Deepali, alhough they are welcome to participate, they cannot win on this one, because they have already won in other Volumes.



P.S. Thanks Foow for giving me the idea

Replying to [grigo]:

Dear Mr. Grigo.
It was wonderful to see your new promotion regarding awarding of MVP's to the dear members of Alibaba.com. However, I would take this opportunity to say that though you have already lost alot of MVP's before, yet you want to do it more and more time. I highly appreciate it.

Further, would you please increase the number of MVP's in every post so this can help us to make you poor and poor every time?

Thanks for your attention.
Mu.

Replying to [grigo]:Dear Grigo, I agree with Xiaomu, I find you aiways promote the MVP's in one forum, I suggest you should promote some MVP's in travel business forum. , what do you think? maybe I want to get your MVP's, but you should average to in every forum, it can encourage everyone to post the points, that is my suggest. Thanks.

James Jie

Replying to [grigo]:

Dear Grigo, Salute from Moolan the general!

I have been trying to promote the new English Corner forum, to help improve the grammars and spellings of our members (if applicable); to promote discussion and participation there. We have been giving out MVP as bonus on weekly basis; we have planned first to help enrich vocabularies, improve grammar and overcome pronunciation among Asian people with "R"s and "L"s so next year is US Election year, Asian people won't say "US Erection" year.

We lay red carpet on our new forum, welcome the first Moderator and No. 1 Moderator of Alibaba, the Soul of the Forum - Grigo the tiger -for site inspection. ( the Soul of the Forum is told me by Admin Madam Tina. It's 100% true; anyone has any doubt on this may hire a third party to check the history on my TM.)

We need more MVP badly.

Thank you for your time and consideration,

Respectfully,
Moolan -Mod of English Corner

P.S. There is a typo in your message, "application" instead of "aplication", please add "P".

Replying to [grigo]:

Dear Grigo,

Your ad caught my attention.

Yes, I would very much want the 100 MVPs you are giving away. I plan to use them for a worthwhile cause. I've realized that getting MVPs has become the obsession of some moderators, including myself, but the difference is I am not after them by hook or by crook. I want to earn them while remaining honourable.

Rest assured that the same MVPs will find their way into the empty to half-filled bowls of those that really need them.

Thank you in advance for your generosity .

Yours truly,

macs2005

Replying to [grigo]:

Dear Sir,

my name is John Capone, great-grandson of the famous Al Capone. I'm writing you in response to your ad in the "Underworld Daily", looking for a population reducer.

So far I have succesfully reduced the world population by 53 unwanted biological entities, among them the famous Fred Firestone, John the Kicker, as well as others whose demise you'll sure appreciate.

Presently I'm on forced vacations in Alcatraz, but that's just a minor problem some "tokens of your esteem" and a military helicopter can easily solve.

I'm beyond any doubt the "best man for the job", and therefore I'm looking foward to your affirmative response.

Eagerly yours,

John Capone

Dear Sir,

I hereby forward this application to you for the offer of 100Alibaba MVP's..........


"Gimme the fricking points Sparky or I'll bust a cap in you!"

Thank you for your kind attention to this posting.

Regards,
Foow

Replying to [grigo]:

Respected Tiger,
Sub.: Application for want of 100 MVPs

This has reference to above subject and you ad posted on alibaba fun forum, However I am overqualified to your search but still would like to request you to give me a chance to win this 100 MVPs as I will leave no stone unturned to reach at the top ranking (as presently I am number two).

Hope you will appreciate my concern and give ame a chance to beat the running sheep.

Thanking you

Yours Sincerely

Deepali

Replying to [grigo]:

Dear Grigo,

We are interested in your product of High quality MVPs in a quantity of 100.
Please send us the order speedily , and we will guarantee making many orders every month!

We look forward to receive them soon.

Sincerely,

Usama El Kady