You think English is easy???
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1) The bandage was woundaround the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish  furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck doesfunny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow tosow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.


And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?


If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?


How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.


English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'

Any live Languages are kind of art, kind of encyclopedia, full of history, culture, humor, even naughtiness and more, with no doubt. They contains power just as math or physics or chemistry can do. 

Just to speak one language simply may be simple, but to exploit its magic power definitely not.

Academic English does not needful in the business. Just have a capability to introduce your business well in English.

Quoting from [xinghu0805]:

Any live Languages are kind of art, kind of encyclopedia, full of history, culture, humor, even naughtiness and more, with no doubt. They contains power just as math or physics or chemistry can do. 

Just to speak one language simply may be simple, but to exploit its magic power definitely not.

Quoting from [meritautomotive]:

Academic English does not needful in the business. Just have a capability to introduce your business well in English.

Yes, I Agree with you to some extent. would like to add here that Academin English lays foundation for the business or spoken English.

Despite the things you wrote i still think it's an easy language. You can find such weird phrases in every language but to learn the basics of other languages it takes much more time and effort.

To be honest, I do not think that it really is an easy language.
It is just a 'common' language.
Personally I think Japanese language is more difficult than English.

I really quite agree with your word:    Just to speak one language simply may be simple, but to exploit its magic power definitely not.

I like English , but I'm always poor in exploiting it well, I would like to have anybody correct me whenever I have something  wrong in my expression, thanks for your kindness.Suzhou Iridium