One day,a boy who speaks terrible english give his girlfriend a call,cuz his GF is busy with something,then her roommate pick up the phone.

when the boy got that this is not his GF speaking,he said:How are u!
The next day,he call his GF again,and also is the roommate pick up the phone ,this time he surprise and said:how old are u!

Anybody here got what does it mean?try to translate it in chinese WORD BY WORD, hope you guys happy with learning english here.




Elaine.Dai

 

Replying to [Elaine Dai]:confused with the point... but...I think I like chinglish

Replying to [Elaine Dai]:It's funny ,haha

Quoting from [Elaine Dai]:


One day,a boy who speaks terrible english give his girlfriend a call,cuz his GF is busy with something,then her roommate pick up the phone.


when the boy got that this is not his GF speaking,he said:How are u!

The next day,he call his GF again,and also is the roommate pick up the phone ,this time he surprise and said:how old are u!


Anybody here got what does it mean?try to translate it in chinese WORD BY WORD, hope you guys happy with learning english here.






Elaine.Dai

HOW + ARE + YOU?=ZEN ME SHI NI?(in chinese pinyin)

HOW + OLD + ARE +YOU? = ZEN ME LAO SHI NI? (in chinese pinyin)

Quoting from [jooooooy7]:


Replying to [Elaine Dai]: hi this is joy.. i dont know chinese can u plz wats the meaning of chinese translation of how old are you..........

haha, funny, HOW ARE YOU? translated in chinese word one by one, means how come it's you?

HOW OLD ARE YOU? translated in chinese word one by one, means how come it's you again?

 

unerstand chinglish (chinese english)?

Quoting from [Elaine Dai]:


One day,a boy who speaks terrible english give his girlfriend a call,cuz his GF is busy with something,then her roommate pick up the phone.


when the boy got that this is not his GF speaking,he said:How are u!

The next day,he call his GF again,and also is the roommate pick up the phone ,this time he surprise and said:how old are u!


Anybody here got what does it mean?try to translate it in chinese WORD BY WORD, hope you guys happy with learning english here.






Elaine.Dai

I am a foriegner in China (Tianin) been to many places of China. I had many chances to experience same chilglish too.

Joke is amazing ... Thanks for posting.

Sair

Quoting from [Elaine Dai]:


One day,a boy who speaks terrible english give his girlfriend a call,cuz his GF is busy with something,then her roommate pick up the phone.


when the boy got that this is not his GF speaking,he said:How are u!

The next day,he call his GF again,and also is the roommate pick up the phone ,this time he surprise and said:how old are u!


Anybody here got what does it mean?try to translate it in chinese WORD BY WORD, hope you guys happy with learning english here.






Elaine.Dai

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Quoting from [Moolan99]:

Replying to [Elaine Dai]:



Hi Elaine, I didn't get the joke.

Moolan

Hi, Moolan, it is a very funny joke.

The first sentence " how are you " means : the boy greet and say hello to his GF' roommate out of  politeness. The second time, he would have thought she is his GF, but unexpected, it is still the roommate., he is very angry. S ohe said: how old are you?" That means: why is alway you?

understand?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i got the answer,

how are you. ----why is that you to answer the phone?

how old are you?----it's you,again? oh ,my god.

anyone who saw songdandan's opusculum should has know the answer.

 

 

 

Quoting from [Elaine Dai]:


One day,a boy who speaks terrible english give his girlfriend a call,cuz his GF is busy with something,then her roommate pick up the phone.


when the boy got that this is not his GF speaking,he said:How are u!

The next day,he call his GF again,and also is the roommate pick up the phone ,this time he surprise and said:how old are u!


Anybody here got what does it mean?try to translate it in chinese WORD BY WORD, hope you guys happy with learning english here.






Elaine.Dai

Quoting from [nbnhyk]:


Replying to [Elaine Dai]:

funny story, here is another oldest speaking in chinese-style, if you old three old four, i will give you color to see see, the means, if you so defiant, i will give u a lesson.

so fanny !  I like it !

its hard to laugh after translating this joke into english.

if you dont know it, just bear it in mind and then laugh. maybe this is the best you..kaka