Never Ask a Women...
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| A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" |
| The mother looks over at the little girl, "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite." the mother warns. |
| "Ok," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" |
| "Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business." |
| Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" |
| "That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. |
| "My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend. |
| "Well," said the friend, "All you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it." |
| Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." |
| The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" |
| "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprise and shock now. |
| "How in heavens name did you find that out?" |
| The little girl continues on triumphantly, "And...I know why you and daddy got divorce." |
| "Oh really?", the mother asks, "Why is that?" |
| To which the girl replies, "Because you got an F in sex." |
04 Apr 2007 22:46
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Replying to [HT Sourcing]:when this topic came, i had figured you never asked a girl, i mean quest.kidding ![[em1]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_smile.gif)
, anyway , i like this story so much. Nice to know you , hoping can be friend of everyone in the world , that 's my dream, my Yahoo is YEUYALING@YAHOO.COM.CN
come on!!!!
, anyway , i like this story so much. Nice to know you , hoping can be friend of everyone in the world , that 's my dream, my Yahoo is YEUYALING@YAHOO.COM.CNcome on!!!!
26 May 2007 07:37
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Replying to [opalcutter]:great dream need great person like who you are. excacty, i like what you are saying , wish you will be one of the shareholder of my great dream. tks! rgs!
26 May 2007 17:29
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