Deadly Jokes - Read at your own risk!
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Ques.1 - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?
Ans.1 - The other 9 fish are crying.................![[em3]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_grin.gif)
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Ques. 2 - Once 5 house lizards: Miss A, Miss B, Miss C, Miss D & Miss E were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Miss E started to sing a song. The moment Miss E stopped singing the song, Miss A, B, C & D fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
Ans. 2 - coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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Ques. 3 - A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?
Ans. - "So, which platform are you working on?"
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Keep Always Smiling!
Ans.1 - The other 9 fish are crying.................
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Ques. 2 - Once 5 house lizards: Miss A, Miss B, Miss C, Miss D & Miss E were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Miss E started to sing a song. The moment Miss E stopped singing the song, Miss A, B, C & D fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
Ans. 2 - coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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Ques. 3 - A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?
Ans. - "So, which platform are you working on?"
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Keep Always Smiling!
28 Mar 2007 10:27
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Replying to [Kandisa]:
good jokes....i took the risk.. and finally couldnot stopped my self laughing aloud......
good jokes....i took the risk.. and finally couldnot stopped my self laughing aloud......
28 Mar 2007 20:16
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Replying to [Kandisa]:
Well its not as risky as you have mention but very smart to force every person to read it ..............![[em19]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_great.gif)
Well its not as risky as you have mention but very smart to force every person to read it ..............
30 Mar 2007 06:15
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Replying to [Kandisa]: GOOD ONES.. !!! KEEP IT UP
25 May 2007 13:17
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Replying to [Kandisa]:ha ha ha ha ![[em16]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_applause.gif)
most of the answers were predictable.
but still i liked it
most of the answers were predictable. but still i liked it
25 May 2007 13:23
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