Got this from one of my friends and thought of sharing it with you all.
Ques: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? Ans: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! ----------------------- There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it. ------------------------- Boy: I'm not rich like Mr. XYZ (have changed the name here), I don't even have a big car like XYZ, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Mr. XYZ. ----------------------------------
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. -----------------------------