Quick 2 Liners - end on 31 March !!
Post 1 of 9
Ok, dear all,
Please post your quick two liner jokes.... here.
![[em2]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_laugh.gif)
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![[em38]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_rose.gif)
KILOIA
Please post your quick two liner jokes.... here.
.KILOIA
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)for the best answer.
22 Mar 2007 21:38
Post 2 of 9
Replying to [KILOIA]:
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
24 Mar 2007 03:21
Post 3 of 9
Replying to [KILOIA]:
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
24 Mar 2007 04:15
Post 4 of 9
Replying to [KILOIA]:![[em3]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_grin.gif)
Democracy: Where it's your vote that counts.
Feudalism: Where it's your count that votes.
"What are you going to be when you graduate?"
"An old man."
"What is your son taking in college?"
"Oh, he's taking all I've got."
A man is bragging about his new hearing aid. "It's the best I've ever had", he says. "It cost $3,000." His friend asks, "What kind is it?" He says, "Half past four!"
Catholic: I hate England - it's cold and wet and full of Protestants.
Protestant: Why don't you go to * - it's hot and dry and full of Catholics.
"How were the exam questions?"
"They were easy, but I had trouble with the answers."
Doctor: I haven't seen you for a long time, Mrs Fishpot.
Mrs Fishpot: I know doc, but I've been ill.
![[em16]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_applause.gif)
Democracy: Where it's your vote that counts.
Feudalism: Where it's your count that votes.
"What are you going to be when you graduate?"
"An old man."
"What is your son taking in college?"
"Oh, he's taking all I've got."
A man is bragging about his new hearing aid. "It's the best I've ever had", he says. "It cost $3,000." His friend asks, "What kind is it?" He says, "Half past four!"
Catholic: I hate England - it's cold and wet and full of Protestants.
Protestant: Why don't you go to * - it's hot and dry and full of Catholics.
"How were the exam questions?"
"They were easy, but I had trouble with the answers."
Doctor: I haven't seen you for a long time, Mrs Fishpot.
Mrs Fishpot: I know doc, but I've been ill.
30 Mar 2007 23:23
Post 5 of 9
Replying to [KILOIA]:
What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
************ *
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
************ *
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
************ *
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
************ *
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
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What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
************ *
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
************ *
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
************ *
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
************ *
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
************
31 Mar 2007 02:27
Post 6 of 9
Replying to [KILOIA]:
Khude ko kar buland etna, wo upar chada jaise taise,
Ke khuda ne akhir bande se khud pucha, abbey, ab utrega kaise.
Khude ko kar buland etna, wo upar chada jaise taise,
Ke khuda ne akhir bande se khud pucha, abbey, ab utrega kaise.
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31 Mar 2007 03:05
Post 7 of 9
Replying to [Braham S Agarwal]: Please translate in English for all....
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KILOIA
..KILOIA
31 Mar 2007 03:17
Post 8 of 9
Replying to [KILOIA]:Mr. Goel, My humble suggestion to you, please be very cautious while using emoticons for Bramhaji,
![[em9]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_dizzy.gif)
05 Apr 2007 03:38
Post 9 of 9
Replying to [Deepali]:
Emoticons are not mere pictures instead they deliver more than what someone try to express by words.
They should be used as demanded by the situation otherwise they can convey wrong message.
Emoticons are not mere pictures instead they deliver more than what someone try to express by words.
They should be used as demanded by the situation otherwise they can convey wrong message.
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About Our Company
WORLDWIDE TECHNOLOGIES
We are exclusive importers and exporters of many innovative hi-tech products covering following streams:
Surveillance & Counter Surveillance Solutions,
Security, Safety & Surveillance Products,
Innovative ...
More
05 Apr 2007 04:44
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