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Proof that girls are evil
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ann
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1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that

Girls = Evil

See? I told you. :)

20 Nov 2008 22:34
Post 2 of 13
Quoting from [ann]:

1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that


Girls = Evil


See? I told you. :)



Hi ann, Would you tell me: does man require money and time?
21 Nov 2008 20:36
Post 3 of 13

Men love girls, girls=evil. Then men are evil-lover.

oh~` I c

26 Nov 2008 18:51
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Quoting from [ann]:

1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that


Girls = Evil


See? I told you. :)

But we also know that Money = Work

if you don't work, you don't get money (salary)


so by this,

money = evil

money = work

so,

work = evil


means it's evil if we work. we better don't work then [em10]


or else, if evil = work,

girl = evil


means, we will need a lot of hard work to get a girl!! [em20]

26 Nov 2008 23:12
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Quoting from [Elisha]:

Quoting from [ann]:

1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that



Girls = Evil



See? I told you. :)

But we also know that Money = Work


if you don't work, you don't get money (salary)



so by this,


money = evil


money = work


so,


work = evil



means it's evil if we work. we better don't work then [em10]



or else, if evil = work,


girl = evil



means, we will need a lot of hard work to get a girl!! [em20]



[em16]  Wonderful!

 

And I want to point that, does only girls requires money?  All the humans need money to live if they are in this society.  But that not means humans =evil.

26 Nov 2008 23:21
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i think what the thread owner mean is that u will need extra money for a girl? like when a girl u date wanna buy some pretty cloth or wanna dine in expensively romantic restaurant? hehehe
26 Nov 2008 23:30
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I think this way more appropriate :

1: First we state that girls spend a lot money and time

Girls > Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls > Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls > (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that


Girls > Evil
Girls is even scarier then evil !! [em33]

But we also know that Money = Work

if you don't work, you don't get money (salary)


so by this,

money = evil

money = work


so,

work = evil


means it's evil if we work. we better don't work then [em10]


or else, if

evil = work,

girl > evil

girl > work


means, we will need a lot of work to get a girl!! [em20]


so now I can conclude that if u want to get a girl, u must put in a lot of hard work because girl is just more then work. with only work, u can't get them. u will need HARD work ! [em2]

26 Nov 2008 23:38
Post 8 of 13
Quoting from [ann]:

1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

If time is money, then God owes us much money, because He made us spend time here, say 80 to 90 years? But God made the world in 6 days, that means one day in God's time is like a million years, and one cent is like a million dollars. So He will repay us the next day, = next million years.

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

Wrong interpretation, it is not money the root of all evil, it is the love of money above all things, that is the root of all evil.So, not Money = Evil, but Love not equal Evil, therefore No Love = Evil.

4: And we are forced to conclude that


Girls = Evil


See? I told you. :)

Girls is not = evil, but = love, sex and sensual pleasure.


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27 Nov 2008 17:57
Post 9 of 13
Quoting from [Street Smart]:

Quoting from [ann]:

1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

If time is money, then God owes us much money, because He made us spend time here, say 80 to 90 years? But God made the world in 6 days, that means one day in God's time is like a million years, and one cent is like a million dollars. So He will repay us the next day, = next million years.

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

Wrong interpretation, it is not money the root of all evil, it is the love of money above all things, that is the root of all evil.So, not Money = Evil, but Love not equal Evil, therefore No Love = Evil.

4: And we are forced to conclude that



Girls = Evil



See? I told you. :)

Girls is not = evil, but = love, sex and sensual pleasure.




[em18]
28 Nov 2008 04:14
Post 10 of 13

hehe, funny, you may agitate rage of most girls, do not worry, I will be with you,[em2]

25 Dec 2008 00:12
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[em15]your statment that money is the root of all evil is almost right and a lot of people miss quote those words from the bible the complet statment is IT IS THE ["LOVE"] OF MONEY THAT IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. money in its self is not evil only the love of it [em20]
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