ADULT:
  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
  middle.
 
  BEAUTY PARLOR:
  A place where women curl up and dye.
 
  CANNIBAL:
  Someone who is fed up with people.
 
     COMMITTEE:
  A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
 
   DUST:
  Mud with the juice squeezed out. 
 
  EGOTIST:
  Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 
 
  HANDKERCHIEF:
  Cold Storage. 
 
  INFLATION:
  Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 
 
  MOSQUITO:
  An insect that makes you like flies better. 
 
  RAISIN:
  Grape with a sunburn. 
 
  SECRET:
  Something you tell to one person at a time.  
 
  SKELETON:
  A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
 
  TOOTHACHE:
  The pain that drives you to extraction.  
 
  TOMORROW:
  One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.  
 
  YAWN:
  An honest opinion openly expressed. 
 
  WRINKLES:
  Something other people have, similar to my character lines

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