A FEW CHOICE WORDS WERE EXCHANGED WHEN JILL BONNIER PLACED A WANT AD IN HIS LOCAL NEWSPAPER. THE CLERK AND JILL RESOLVED THEIR DIFFERENCES, AND JILL THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT, UNTIL HE OPENED THE PAPER THE NEXT DAY. THERE WAS AN AD BY ITSELF UNDER A BRAND NEW CATEGORY:

"HELP CLEARLY NEEDED."