A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant "Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients".

"Yes, sir..." answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Ole, how was your day?"

Ole tells him he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo! Ya, Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what; about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spread her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!"

And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.

"I put eye drops in her eyes."

Quoting from [Xiao mu]:

   Hi Xiao mu

   If you were the assistant what you will do? put eye drops

Replying to [curdrice]:
i would obviously put the eye drops rather then any other drops...
coz every day my wife put eye drops in my eyes... so...
haha

Replying to [Xiao mu]: lets keep it clean

Replying to [kivi]:
ok sir..

Replying to [Xiao mu]:
Really very interesting...
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Replying to [int786]:
thanks...