A man and his domineering wife
Post 1 of 7
It was 1967, Singapore's Economic Development has couple of joint ventures with Japanese corporations to build factories.
In a sugar refinery, a Japanese expat and his wife stay at the company apartment, about half a kilometer from the factory. The Japanese Engineer and his wife have a relationship that is well known by the staff. His wife was in the Japanese Defense Army, bigger and well built, trained in unarmed combat, has a rich father who owns the company in Japan. Mr. Nis. quivers when she screams for him, and even in public she stripped him of his self esteem.
At the workshop in the refinery, the expensive tools kept on being misplaced or stolen. The technicians cannot leave anything of value unattended on the table for a few minutes and it will be lost. They raised up this matter in a meeting. Nis only smiled and said: "OK, next week, I am going to put my wife here, on the table."
Street Smart
In a sugar refinery, a Japanese expat and his wife stay at the company apartment, about half a kilometer from the factory. The Japanese Engineer and his wife have a relationship that is well known by the staff. His wife was in the Japanese Defense Army, bigger and well built, trained in unarmed combat, has a rich father who owns the company in Japan. Mr. Nis. quivers when she screams for him, and even in public she stripped him of his self esteem.
At the workshop in the refinery, the expensive tools kept on being misplaced or stolen. The technicians cannot leave anything of value unattended on the table for a few minutes and it will be lost. They raised up this matter in a meeting. Nis only smiled and said: "OK, next week, I am going to put my wife here, on the table."
Street Smart
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13 Feb 2007 18:15
Post 2 of 7
Replying to [Street Smart]:The death quizzes and now this. Street it may be time to lighten up. Anyway if her head goes missing you can ask who took it? ![[em3]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_grin.gif)
14 Feb 2007 13:31
Post 3 of 7
Replying to [Street Smart]:
I am sure, the next day he will find her wife at the same place...
not stolen...
I am sure, the next day he will find her wife at the same place...
not stolen...
14 Feb 2007 19:37
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Post 5 of 7
Replying to [Deepali]:
I would like to share one too...
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it, and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No" replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice!"
I would like to share one too...
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it, and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No" replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice!"
16 Feb 2007 21:08
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Replying to [Street Smart]: who would dare to steal this 'expensive' lady ![[em2]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_laugh.gif)
17 Feb 2007 00:12
Post 7 of 7
Replying to [Kirk007]:
so you need to find some other ways...
so you need to find some other ways...
17 Feb 2007 02:48
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