A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody. The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, 'Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?
Replying to [Ammeet]: haha i use to read all kind of jokes on internet.. some friends also mail me.. so i like to share with every one... well do you have some good ones??
Replying to [Xiao mu]: So Mr. Mustafa, That you can do under 1 subject.. Also So many topics are still running for it, you can post as reply, but in reply you get 2 points and posting a topic you get 10 points..