A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

Replying to [sktyagi]:
haha...
wait until they reach to the usa...

Replying to [Xiao mu]:
Good addition to the joke

Replying to [sktyagi]:
in reply of yours..

A small aircraft crash lands in the middle of the desert and the pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days and days with nothing to eat.

Finally the co-pilot announced: "I'm so hungry, I'm going to chop off my willy and eat it."

"NO, no, don't do that," the pilot urged. "Just think of your girlfriend."

"What's the point?" the other man said. "At this rate I will never see her again anyway."

"I don't mean it like that," the pilot replied. "It's just that if you think of her first, hopefully there will be enough for the both of us."

Replying to [Xiaomu]: Good one

Replying to [Kirk007]:
did you understand???