Corruption
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
10 Feb 2007 02:51
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Replying to [sktyagi]:
a bit older.. but still good
a bit older.. but still good
10 Feb 2007 05:55
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Replying to [sktyagi]: very good certain jokes work for most countries
10 Feb 2007 09:29
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Replying to [sktyagi]:
it will never fade away even 10000000 years later.
it will never fade away even 10000000 years later.
13 Sep 2007 19:06
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Replying to [Handson]: Hi handsom, you are correct.
14 Sep 2007 02:53
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