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Have Healhty Stay.....

Replying to [Mattellatech]:
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.

The farmer told him to clean the of the cows. The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working the whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but for his surprise the manager finished the job in less than one day.

The next day the farmer gave to the manager a more difficult job: to cut the heads of 500 chickens. The farmer was sure that the manager will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was done.

The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes. At the end of the day the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the potatoes bag, but the two boxes were empty.

The farmer asked the manager: "How is that you made such difficult jobs during the first days, and now you cannot do this simple job?"

The manager answered: "Listen, all my life I'm cutting heads and dealing with , but now you ask me to make decisions.

Replying to [Mattellatech]:
A story with funny and speak sth about some people in the world.
Wish all of us enjoy it

Replying to [Mattellatech]:.....good one

decision making is more difficult......

KILOIA

Replying to [Mattellatech]:
A smart Japanese child in an American School class on world historical events!!
It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,”
Let’s begin by reviewing some American history:-
*Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
He said. Very good!

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki.“Abraham Lincoln, 1863” Said Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the cl *, "Cl *, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."She heard a loud whisper: "**** the Japs." "Who said that?" she
demanded Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to
Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little . If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "[California Congressman] Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted.) And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh , we're ****!"...and Suzuki said, "Americans,... in Iraq 2004!"