A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."

Replying to [farsha]: Sounds like a very happy marriage.

Replying to [farsha]:...may be when they started from home, he must fight with her.

KILOIA

Replying to [farsha]:Anyway farsha it is great

Replying to [farsha]:
GOOD JOKE and INTERSTING
ID int786

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What an honest wife and so poor the husband.

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LACK OF SATISFATION

PARAS JAIN

Honest and Stupid at the same time

a good wife she said is good for his husband's healthy