My Boss And Me
Post 1 of 15
My Boss& ME
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When I take a long time.
I am slow.
When my boss takes long time
He is thorough.
When I don't do it
I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it
He is too busy.
When I do something without being told
I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same
That is initiative.
When I please my boss
I am apple - polishing
When my boss please his boss
He's co-operating.
When I do well, my boss never remembers
When I do wrong, he never forgets
When I take a long time.
I am slow.
When my boss takes long time
He is thorough.
When I don't do it
I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it
He is too busy.
When I do something without being told
I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same
That is initiative.
When I please my boss
I am apple - polishing
When my boss please his boss
He's co-operating.
When I do well, my boss never remembers
When I do wrong, he never forgets
07 Feb 2007 21:53
Post 2 of 15
Replying to [farsha]: Sounds like it is time to ask for a raise.
08 Feb 2007 00:49
Post 3 of 15
Replying to [farsha]:A Boss never be happy, if you will not apple polish.....![[em2]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_laugh.gif)
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KILOIA
KILOIA
08 Feb 2007 02:13
Post 4 of 15
Replying to [farsha]:
Because boss is always right.
Because boss is always right.
08 Feb 2007 04:17
Post 5 of 15
Replying to [farsha]:
One day my boss asked me... "What if I promote you to the general manager of my company? and give you increament in your salary about 200%?".. "I will die with pleasure, sir".. I said...
My boss said "Oh, I don't want my most important worker die.. so forget what I said before"...
One day my boss asked me... "What if I promote you to the general manager of my company? and give you increament in your salary about 200%?".. "I will die with pleasure, sir".. I said...
My boss said "Oh, I don't want my most important worker die.. so forget what I said before"...
08 Feb 2007 05:58
Post 6 of 15
Replying to [farsha]:
Yes you are right Boss is always right
Best Regards
ID int786
Yes you are right Boss is always right
Best Regards
ID int786
08 Feb 2007 07:18
Post 7 of 15
Replying to [farsha]:
Yes.
All because he is boss!
Oneday if I became a boss,what will I looks like?
Yes.
All because he is boss!
Oneday if I became a boss,what will I looks like?
10 Feb 2007 01:03
Post 8 of 15
Replying to [farsha]:Please remember there are only 2 rules for the successful job
1. Boss is always right
2. In case if he is not, please refer rule No. 1
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1. Boss is always right
2. In case if he is not, please refer rule No. 1
10 Feb 2007 01:12
Post 9 of 15
Replying to [Xiao mu]:that was so thoughtful of him
11 Feb 2007 00:33
Post 10 of 15
Replying to [kivi]:My Boss is a woman, and I am a newly wed red-blooded man.
My darling wife, Lisa wrote the 10 Commandments for me:
1. I shall have no other human relationships before Lisa, including the kids.
2. Remember the date night and keep it holy.
3. Honor Lisa on anniversaries and special days so that you may live long in the land the Lord has given you.
4. I shall not take the covenant of marriage in vain by apathy.
5. I shall not ride in a car or eat in a restaurant alone with a member of the opposite sex.
6. I shall not travel alone.
7. I shall not counsel a woman with the doors closed.
8. I shall not share the details of our marriage with others.
9. I shall not watch, read, or expose myself to sexual explicit shows, books, DVDs, etc.
10. I shall remember the implications of breaking this covenant and commandment before God.
Street
My darling wife, Lisa wrote the 10 Commandments for me:
1. I shall have no other human relationships before Lisa, including the kids.
2. Remember the date night and keep it holy.
3. Honor Lisa on anniversaries and special days so that you may live long in the land the Lord has given you.
4. I shall not take the covenant of marriage in vain by apathy.
5. I shall not ride in a car or eat in a restaurant alone with a member of the opposite sex.
6. I shall not travel alone.
7. I shall not counsel a woman with the doors closed.
8. I shall not share the details of our marriage with others.
9. I shall not watch, read, or expose myself to sexual explicit shows, books, DVDs, etc.
10. I shall remember the implications of breaking this covenant and commandment before God.
Street
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11 Feb 2007 03:48
Post 11 of 15
Replying to [sktyagi]:
Totally Agree with you "Boss is Always Right"
Totally Agree with you "Boss is Always Right"
18 Mar 2007 01:39