1. "What are you thinking?
Right answer: "I'm sorry if I've been quiet, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you.
Wrong answer: "If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking instead of thinking."
2. "Do you love me?"
Right answer: "Yes." or "Yes, dear."
Wrong answer: "I suppose so." or "Would it make you feel better if I said yes?"
3. "Do I look fat?"
Right answer: "No, of course not." (After saying, quickly leave the room.)
Wrong answer: "Compared to what?" or "I've seen fatter."
4. "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
Right answer: "No, you are much prettier."
Wrong answer: "Not prettier, just prettier in a different way." or "Yes, but I bet you have a better personality."
5. "What would you do if I died?"
Right answer: "I would be extremely upset. And, no I wouldn't remarry."
Wrong answer: Anything else.

Replying to [mohamadalkady]:If you are a really honest man, you should have informed all of us that you are already married.

Replying to [Deepali]:In China woman ask a man:

1) You have home?
2) You have money in bank?
3) You will cook the food for me?
4) You will clean the house?
5) You will everyday give me a massage?

Replying to [Xiao Hei]:
doesnt matter Xiao,
my wife has her own home,
my wife has a big bank balance,
my wife cooks delicious food for me,
my wife cleans the house,
my wife gives me massage every day..........

so i am happily married with a chinese woman..
:d

Replying to [Deepali]: Useful information, but if this get around how will the women ever trust the right answers again?

Replying to [Deepali]:

Replying to [Xiao mu]:
Hi Xiao Mu,
You are lucky.
Will you please ask your wife if shes lucky for you.
I am just curious. To be fair.

Replying to [ogie]:Mu is now a days is not active in the forum.