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Post 52 of 55
Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]:I received this communication last year in through an e-mail.
To,
Dear (IT) Technical support
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Bachelor 7.0 to wife 1.0 and found that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This was not mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Late Night Parties 2.5, and Sunday cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday OGA Club 6.3 always fails, but Saturday shopping 7.1 runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the back ground whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Bachelor 7.0, but uninstall doesn't work on this program.
Can you please help?
Joe
Reply from Technical support.
Dear Joe,
This is a common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.
Many men upgrade from Bachelor 7.0 to wife 1.0 thinking that wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run
everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge wife 1.0 and still
convert back to bachelor 7.0 as wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Bachelor 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/ Child support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you to keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any fault or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run C:\I APOLOGIZE program and avoid attempting to use *Esc-key.
It may be necessary to run C:\I APOLOGIZE a number of times, but
hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program but can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Sarees 2.0 and Jewellery 5.0.
Regards.
Technical support.
To,
Dear (IT) Technical support
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Bachelor 7.0 to wife 1.0 and found that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This was not mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Late Night Parties 2.5, and Sunday cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday OGA Club 6.3 always fails, but Saturday shopping 7.1 runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the back ground whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Bachelor 7.0, but uninstall doesn't work on this program.
Can you please help?
Joe
Reply from Technical support.
Dear Joe,
This is a common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.
Many men upgrade from Bachelor 7.0 to wife 1.0 thinking that wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run
everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge wife 1.0 and still
convert back to bachelor 7.0 as wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Bachelor 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/ Child support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you to keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any fault or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run C:\I APOLOGIZE program and avoid attempting to use *Esc-key.
It may be necessary to run C:\I APOLOGIZE a number of times, but
hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program but can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Sarees 2.0 and Jewellery 5.0.
Regards.
Technical support.
18 Jan 2007 23:07
Post 53 of 55
Replying to [Ammeet]:A day without sunshine is like night.
A disagreeable task is its own reward.
A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A disagreeable task is its own reward.
A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
20 Jan 2007 10:31
Post 54 of 55
Replying to [Ammeet]:**** SIGHTING:
When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
21 Jan 2007 10:44
Post 55 of 55
Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]:nice story and thanks.![[em19]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_great.gif)
12 Sep 2007 19:21