Jokes for you... Hope & Wish your day start with smiles.
Post 32 of 55
Replying to [Deepali]:![[em3]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_grin.gif)
I trust you,you did not lie
I trust you,you did not lie
13 Jan 2007 01:19
Post 33 of 55
Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]: You are good at this, is it a gift or a calling?![[em15]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_wish_you_wealth.gif)
13 Jan 2007 06:25
Post 34 of 55
Replying to [eloho]:
You can call it a god gift due to my frequent prayers.
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You can call it a god gift due to my frequent prayers.
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13 Jan 2007 07:27
Post 35 of 55
Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]:
Money can not buy you happiness, but think how comfortably you can suffer.
Money can not buy you happiness, but think how comfortably you can suffer.
14 Jan 2007 02:19
Post 36 of 55
Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]:
How can one be demented if he has never been mented?
How can one be demented if he has never been mented?
14 Jan 2007 02:23
Post 37 of 55
Replying to [kivi]:
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14 Jan 2007 07:12
Post 38 of 55
Replying to [Ammeet]:![[em2]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_laugh.gif)
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====== Ways To Have Fun in the Workplace ======
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Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha."
Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Marge.
Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.
Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."
Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "oh you've got to be faster than that.
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_74.htm
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====== Ways To Have Fun in the Workplace ======
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Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha."
Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Marge.
Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.
Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."
Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "oh you've got to be faster than that.
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_74.htm
14 Jan 2007 11:56
Post 40 of 55
Replying to [HUANGYI778]: Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ??
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to
anyone! But? what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan
got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his way to
the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was
sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an
urgent matter! You may find this hilarious
but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be SORRY. Now give me your
name!!
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ??
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to
anyone! But? what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan
got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his way to
the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was
sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an
urgent matter! You may find this hilarious
but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be SORRY. Now give me your
name!!
14 Jan 2007 22:15
Post 41 of 55
Replying to [Usama El Kady]:An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The
route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their
arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the
day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew
which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened.
She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of
her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she
sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a
sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their
arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the
day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew
which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened.
She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of
her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she
sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a
sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
14 Jan 2007 22:17