Replying to [kivi]:

Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]:

Deepali.. I like that hara rang dala...very nice....



KILOIA

Replying to [Foow]:Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart * student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories ! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bull***t artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Monica.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same
thing.

Replying to [Deeepali and Kiloi]:Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have p *.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement
day will you give me a ring.
Sardar: Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar: Can’t you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Boss: which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it

Replying to [HUANGYI778]:

"Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?"

"Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?"

"You can't have everything. . . . Where would you put it?"

"Every once in a while I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile . . . for a satellite picture."

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?"

"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"

"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."

"Smoking cures weight problems . . . eventually."

"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."

"War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left."

"What do batteries run on?"

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism — to steal from many is research."

By: "Steven Wright"

Replying to [Ammeet]:A:u r Active
B:u r Best
C:u r Cute
D:u r Dashing
E:u r Excellant
F:u r alwayz 1st
G:u r Gr8
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ki himmat
mujhme nahi hai!

Replying to [Ammeet]:
Thanks.One more here:
Santa: I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,
Banta: Really, what is he studying, Santa : No he is not studying,
They r Studying him.

Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]:
GREAT

Replying to [Ammeet]:I got one joke from an indian friend:
two sardars are fighting for a window seat on a motorbike.

Sardars Invention - Waterproof towel (maojin)

Sardars Invention - Solar power torch

Sardar as Author of a book called How to read book