I came across a Nigerian scammer and decided to have a little fun. His contact info is at the bottom. Here is our conversation. Pretty funny!

Shawn Freitag: hi
Ruke Robert: hello
Shawn Freitag: so you have ipods and xboxs?
Ruke Robert: yes
Shawn Freitag: in stock?
Ruke Robert: yes in stock
Shawn Freitag: so when can i have them once i order from you?
Ruke Robert: in 2days time
Shawn Freitag: wow, that's great!
Ruke Robert: yes thats it
Shawn Freitag: i love your pricing
Ruke Robert: your welcome
Ruke Robert: can u place your order now
Ruke Robert: which are you buyimg?
Shawn Freitag: sure, no problem
Shawn Freitag: i would like a big order
Shawn Freitag: real big
Ruke Robert: for which one
Ruke Robert: xbox and ipods
Shawn Freitag: how much for 200 Xbox 360s and 500 iPod nanos?
Ruke Robert: thats 40000 usd for the xbox
Ruke Robert: 35000 for the ipods
Shawn Freitag: ok, i want to pay right now
Shawn Freitag: what is your Paypal ID?
Ruke Robert: where are you buying from?
Shawn Freitag: U.S.
Ruke Robert: ok good
Ruke Robert: are you placing the order now?
Shawn Freitag: yes, absolutely
Ruke Robert: so u need the paypal account?
Shawn Freitag: yes
Ruke Robert: adekunleok@hotmail.co.uk
Ruke Robert: thats it
Shawn Freitag: what if i want to pay western union?
Shawn Freitag: what name then?
Ruke Robert: can u pay western union online rig now?
Ruke Robert: right?
Shawn Freitag: yes but I need your name, address, and phone #
Shawn Freitag: you will need ID to pick it up
Ruke Robert: really?
Ruke Robert: i don't know tell me how they pick it up
Shawn Freitag: you go to a western union office and ask for the wire sent for you (by name)
Ruke Robert: ok....
Ruke Robert: and.....
Shawn Freitag: they give you the cash
Shawn Freitag: so i will send $75000 usd right now
Shawn Freitag: to who?
Ruke Robert: i think thats is faster for the transaction
Ruke Robert: you can send it to our accountants name
Shawn Freitag: great, what is that?
Ruke Robert: hold on pls
Shawn Freitag: forgot his name?
Shawn Freitag: lol
Shawn Freitag: i sure am excited about this order
Shawn Freitag: great prices. fast shipping, what a STEAL!!
Shawn Freitag: i am so lucky
Shawn Freitag: are you there friend?
Ruke Robert: what do u mean?
Ruke Robert: hello
Shawn Freitag: i am just excited
Ruke Robert: you think am lying or joking about this?
Shawn Freitag: no way
Shawn Freitag: why?
Ruke Robert: what do you mean?
Ruke Robert: you don't beleive me?
Ruke Robert: ok good
Shawn Freitag: i just got into selling ipods and you are a dealer right?
Ruke Robert: yes
Shawn Freitag: great
Shawn Freitag: so anyway, who do i pay
Ruke Robert: do u want to send payment online now?
Shawn Freitag: yes
Ruke Robert: can you do it online now
Shawn Freitag: yes
Ruke Robert: ok hold on
Ruke Robert: hello
Ruke Robert: you there
Shawn Freitag: yep
Ruke Robert: can i give you the name to pay to now?
Shawn Freitag: yes
Ruke Robert: how long does it take t pay online
Shawn Freitag: it is immediate
Ruke Robert: ok
Ruke Robert: hold on
Ruke Robert: and you will give me all the payment details now
Shawn Freitag: hold on
Shawn Freitag: i need the name first
Ruke Robert: ok
Ruke Robert: sent
Shawn Freitag: ??
Shawn Freitag: what is your name?
Ruke Robert: Receivers First Name: Iyke
Receivers Last Name: Osi
City......................: Ikeja
State....................: Lagos
Country................: Nigeria
Zip Code...............: 23401
Ruke Robert: thats it
Shawn Freitag: great
Ruke Robert: pay online now and give me the infomation needed for our accountant to get the money
Shawn Freitag: one minute...
Ruke Robert: i'awit the details
Shawn Freitag: there is only one problem..
Ruke Robert: what?
Shawn Freitag: You are a pathetic piece of*** You don't have any iPods or Xboxs. I don't think that all of the people in your whole ***hole country can get enough funds together to buy 1 Xbox. You make me sick. Why don't you get a job? By the way, there is a new agency around that is making a visit to several countries and taking care of some ?loose ends?. And by that I mean by castration (removal of the testicles) of all the scammers out there. I have submitted your info to them. I'm not sure if they will make it to you but I'd watch your balls if I were you. And you should probably lie low for a while. Have a nice day ****!
Shawn Freitag:*** off

This one is short and sweet, but equally as funny

James Williams: hello
Juan Fermin: Hello
James Williams: how are you today?
Juan Fermin: What kind of Xboxes do you have?
James Williams: 360
Juan Fermin: Obviously, but what kind
James Williams: sony
Juan Fermin: Oh so you have the Sony Xbox 360?
James Williams: yes
Juan Fermin: Well I'm not interested Thanks
James Williams: which do you need?

YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!
Best line: Fuck off!

And

(removal of testicals')

and

I don't think that all of the people in your whole hole country can get enough funds together to buy 1 Xbox


Thank YOu, You made my day!