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Dear Rizzob,
You have not informed the date of your marriege ??. I just wanted to tell you that every person who is married suggests others to not get married. [em1] Hence I would like to tell you that marriege means compromises & love.
Here are some famus wedding quotes for you.

Marriege is a relationship in which ...
one person is always right
ant the other is ...
HUSBAND

It doesn't matter...
How often a person changes his jobs
He still ends up with the same boss

They call our Laguage is Mother Tongue..
because the father seldoms gets to speak

Don't marry a person you want to live with
Marry the one you cannot live without
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

Few from great personalities. - When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry br/>
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi br/>
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates br/>
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas br/>
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud br/>
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous br/>
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman br/>
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison br/>
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran br/>
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray br/>
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash br/>
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous br/>
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman br/>
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield br/>
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle br/>
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous br/>
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous br/>
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous br/>
So Rizzob, you should not complaint that I have not warned you earlier.[em2][em2][em2]
10 Dec 2006 21:57
Post 2 of 25
Another few differenciating between Love & Marriege: Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion:

"Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!!!"


10 Dec 2006 22:50
Post 3 of 25
Replying to [Deepali]: Though this msg seems to be exclusively for Rizzob. But since I find it quite humorous I could not stop myself but to appreciate your great vocubalary on "marriage" and its fantastic comparison with "love". Normally these words come from Husband's side.Your humour is appreciable. [em1]
11 Dec 2006 09:40
Post 4 of 25
Replying to [Deepali]:

Here are some more which you may like to read:

"A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple."

"Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning."

"Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter."

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late."

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness."

"Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name."

"Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper."

"Only a fool predicts the fate of a marriage, you can do better with the weather."

"Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves."

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering."

"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy."

"Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree."

"All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems."

[em1]

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It is not for Rizzob. I won't like to dishearten him.

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11 Dec 2006 22:53
Post 5 of 25
Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]: Thanks Mr. Agrawal, I do not know why you have changed the title to Funny marriage quotes? well! Any way, this can be msg for Ammeet also, he is also going to be marry soon. [em1]
12 Dec 2006 22:30
Post 6 of 25
Replying to [Deepali]:
I've responded to your post under the original title "rizzob's getitng married"



Sorry, I've been out of town for the past several days and have not had time to respond sooner.


Thanks for the humorous posts from you all!


[em3]Robby
14 Dec 2006 13:24
Post 7 of 25
Replying to [Rizzob]:

Dear Braham,
Best humorous question is
"Are You Happy Or Married?"
Sixer[em2]
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29 Dec 2006 03:19
Post 8 of 25
Replying to [sixer]:

I am Happy but I would like to be Married.

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29 Dec 2006 03:27
Post 9 of 25
Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]: My best wishes to you for the fulfilment of your wishes. Exceptions do happen on this earth. I feel you should be one of them to get both (in one package) - Wife with Happiness. [em1]
29 Dec 2006 05:48
Post 10 of 25
Replying to [vshanker]:

Thank you very much for your kind thoughts.

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29 Dec 2006 06:39
Post 11 of 25
Replying to [Braham S Aggarwal]:
You are Happy, all married guys would be jealous of you[em2]

You want to get married, God bless you.
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29 Dec 2006 23:03
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