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Newton's laws of LOVE
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First law: A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.

Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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28 Nov 2007 01:26
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Replying to [Anshu]:
absolutely correct
29 Nov 2007 02:56
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Replying to [sktyagi]:thanks sir
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29 Nov 2007 02:59
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Replying to [Anshu]:

[em1]..... continues to be in love with the forum members[em40], and continues the forum members to be in love with [em40]ALIBABA !
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29 Nov 2007 08:46
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Replying to [Indra kurniawan]:Gr8 Indra[em18]
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30 Nov 2007 00:48
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Replying to [Anshu]:
How about love changes from one boyfriend to another boyfriend?[em2]
01 Dec 2007 00:58
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Replying to [Handson]:Law No. 3
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02 Dec 2007 21:18
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Newton in Romantic Mood


Universal law of Love:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money."


First law of Love:
"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."


Second law of Love:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance."


Third law of Love:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

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02 Dec 2007 22:59
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