Hello.
Please don't blame me to have this evil impulse.
Yes, I like dogs, they are cute and they are friends of us. But this dog, he has destroyed my slumber sooooooo...many times!

I work till midnight everyday and after taking a shower, washing my face and brushing my teeth, it's almost 1 o'clock. I fall in asleep very soon but at 6 a.m, it's time for him to "cry"!
He lives in my neighbour. He "cries" at my window-sill every morning at that time. He won't stop until 8 a.m when I can never fall asleep again!

I've told this to my best friend, she adviced "how about killing him and having his meat?" Of course she is just kidding. But now, I am so tired without enough rest. I wanna kill him!!!!
The owner of the dog should know what their dog does everyday, but they are out in the mornings, so they just disregarde our situation!

The only thing I want is just quiet mornings! God, help me please.

Replying to [meris]:
Dear meris,
I'm sorry to hear that, people like you and me can understand each other more.
What's worse for you, I can kill the dog furtively if I want, but you can never kill the cars.

Replying to [Fei Wong]:

...another solution people use quite frequently in Mexico is a combination of a strong odorless rat poison and a delicious dog biscuit. Buy the best for him; it's not really his fault after all.

Or if you don't mind, invite him to your apartment and let him sleep with you. He would be delighted and sleep right next to you, like a little baby. Though I have the impression you wouldn't be delighted at all...

Replying to [germex]:

Dear germex, thank you for your perfect advice! I will do it this night in my dream.

Haha, you are right, I won't be delighted to let this dog sleep with me and I'm afraid his owner will kill me if I steal their dog.
What's more, I'm not brave enough to come close to a dog which I haven't fed him for many times.

Replying to [Fei Wong]:

Is he a young dog? Becoming his friend would be easy with some dog biscuits or similar food items. Even some food scraps and bones might do. After that you can scold him with a friendly but firm voice, and he will understand pretty soon.

The only trick here is to scold him immediately when he starts whining. The other way he wouldn't know why you are scolding him. And the advantage of this approach would be that you won't kill him and that he won't sleep with you. Happy ending!

Replying to [Fei Wong]:
Dear Fei Wong, nice to meet you.
Yeah, I cant kill the cars.
But I can change a place which is quiet.

Replying to [germex]:
Dear germex,
Sounds like good idea.
Maybe I will try.

Replying to [meris]: Then hope you can find a quiet "home"

Replying to [Fei Wong]:

oh come on.. i have been reading all the ideas.. not any single one does work???
here is the best one...
if thats a male dog.. u know why does he cry??? he's alone.. so he needs a partner to play with, sleep with, eat with, and many many things to do with.. ming bai??? so the best thing u could do is buy a pretty female dog and give it to your neighbours as present.. thats all.. and sleep in peace...

Replying to [Xiaomu]:

He feels alone, I know that. Your idea is interesting.

Replying to [Fei Wong]:
if you kill that dog,you are really brutal.Why a dog will cry? Them have their own feelings and habits.you said that his owner don't at home that time, i can think why he will cry now.
1)dogs like to follow their owner very much,when their owners are out ,them will miss them ,then fell lonly,cry is good way to let his owner come back ,isn't it ?
2)dogs like neatness very much,them always go out to *,morning is the time for them to *,so he cry.
so you can ask your neighbor take that dog out together when them go out,if can't,take the dog out to * then go out...

Replying to [gigi -freeroom furniture ]:
Oh, my god!
Of course, I know he is lonely and he want to *, maybe.
But he destroyed my dreams, that's true.

Actually, I don't think his owner has the time to take him out in the morning. And we live in village, the dog can * where he prefers.
And I have only lived here for months, what's more, I have to work all day and just sleep here so that I even don't know my neighbour.
I wander if you feel the same when your dreams are broken by someone every morning. It's absolutely a disaster, buddy.