A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”

Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.

Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”

Replying to [Ukrexporter]:

haha . why it's always with the blondes to make fun, it just not fair . actually being blonde have one thing to be proud of.
that they blond and we are not

Replying to [Ukrexporter]:

(sigh) Ok, she's blond! So what could you do? Just grin and bear!

By the way, did you know that you'll never have one evil alone? Here it's having to deal with the bad engines and the blonde woman...

Replying to [Ukrexporter]:

Thats! What happened to the World Peace Plan AS SCHEDULED!
http://gknot.net/dfusz/node/102

California = Electronic System reinforcing Blonde Jokes & NO TALENT Actor Talk Show Hosts.

Replying to [Ukrexporter]:

Poor blondes.

So this blonde goes walking along a mountain top and spots another blonde on the opposite mountain top. Between them is a deep chasm. Having knowledge of echos, she calls out "how do I get to the other side? ".

The other blonde echos back "Dont' be silly - you are on the other side"

lol

The Ukrainian answheres the other ukrainian on alibaba forums:

There were 2 blondes, a Russian and an American blonde. "We went to outerspace first" said the russian blonde. "Well we went to the moon first" said the American blonde. "We are gonna be the first to go to the sun" said the russian. "How are you gonna do that?" said the american. "We have it all planned out. We are going at night time!"