You can enjoy a beer all month long.

Beer stains wash out.

You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.

If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.

Beer is never late.

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

A hangover will go away.

Beer labels come off without a fight.

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

A beer never has a headache.

A beer will never nag you.

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

A beer always goes down easy.

You can share a beer with friends.

You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.

A beer is always wet.

A beer doesn't demand equality.

You can have a beer in public.

A beer doesn't care what time you come home.

A frigid beer is a good beer.

You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

Replying to [Ukrexporter]:

Believe it or not: I never knew just why I loved beer so much..

Replying to [Ukrexporter]:

how if the women drink the beer?? will the beer better than men??
my guess, the beer is better than men who drink beer and think the beer is better then women

Replying to [germex]:
I guess,you must have a big,heavy beer belly.And I will be another you when I am at the same age as you!Then we can be voted for the Guinness on "the biggist beer belly in the world".

Replying to [Ukrexporter]:So good the beer is!

So, Please marry the beer...and ask the beer to raise a baby for you...and ask the beer to do breakfast and supper for you....

Replying to [Ukrexporter]:

They are the same as:
1. They both foam at the mouth.
2. The kick is only the first taste, the after-taste becomes bitter.
3. They are good only when served fresh, not stale.
4. The Germans have a large variety of types and tastes, the black ones give you the punch.
5. They are excellent servants but very bad masters.
6. Tastes best when served cold.

Dick

Replying to [queenie]:hey, your words are so interesting.

Replying to [Handson]:

Though I still love a good beer, I hardly ever drink one, so I don't have a beer belly. You more like see the "six pack" on the outside of my abdomen...

Replying to [germex]:

Assuming to your age, it could be developed into 10 packs maybe, you know...4 of the six pack wrinkled and split into two ..and the two others has no space left to split..
just kidding

Replying to [BUMshells]:

Hey, come on! Look at my avatar! Do I look like a fat guy?

Replying to [germex]:

Hey, i didn't say you were fat...
even better when i say the 10 packs with your good shaped as the picture.
more solid abs..6 to 10