- A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

- A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.

- An armed society is a polite society.

- Any time four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. - Johnny Carson

- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, You will be a mile from them and you will have their shoes. - Jack Handey

- Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

- Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

and last but not the least.

- If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. - Anton Chekhov.

great!!

Replying to [Xiaomu]:

haha interesting words, where did you get them anyway..??

but i don't quiet get for Jack Handey line. about shoes..can you explain it to me.? if the meaning was the criticizer will be far away from the subject so he won't criticize people but also taking advantage from them. is that it??

Replying to [BUMshells]:

Its so simple sir.... u'd better be safe u know.. before someone could use his shoes on your head....