A panda walks into a caf�. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a *** and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

So punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life and death.

Replying to [tomorrowneverknow]:

It must have been this Panda; he is known for doing that.
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4040/Pandas+Need+Protecting/

Replying to [germex]: Thanks Germex, the web you list above is really funny, there are many funny pics there, thanks.