PUBLIC NOTICE ... Mr Cali Rugger is now the esteemed Captain of SWAT Club.

For valour in publishing the certain article defaming all us members too lazy to google before asking dumb questions.

And, Mr Rugger won last meet's 100 MVP, of dubiuous value, for figuring SWAT Club means "Stupid Waste of Alibaba Time".

(Though, nobody is yet sure if that refers to the Club itself or other.)

Entries re codswallop for 100 points close on 14 Oct.

Over to you Cali, you now have the Chair ...

Replying to [Aussie]:

Ahh yes, the wonderful SWAT club, not a waste of time in itself, but highliting the valiant efforts of others to gain MVPs with as little effort as possible. Such incredibly intelligent answers to questions such as;

"I agree"
"me too"
"haha"
""
""
and of course who could forget the grand daddy of them all;
" "
Nothing!!!! That's right, a blank post. Imagine the time spent articulating such a thoughtful, deep, well researched, and emotional response. Seen here;
http://resources.alibaba.com/topic/18670/Import_from_India.htm?message=54189

I'd like to see the feinds of the forums exposed for multiple SWAT posts.

My question for this week, "who can catch the same poster, in the most multiple offenses of SWAT?" I look forward to seeing how high the number can be. Make Aussie's hard earned yet easily spent points worth it.

Have a great week.

Replying to [Aussie]:I don't think you will find another SWAT member for a long time. Not when Harry warning still sticking on the top. But then we never know.

Replying to [Cali Rugger]:
Why was this question and comp not raised last week?
I caught one guy with more than a whole page of useless postings.
I would have WON!

Replying to [Aussie]:

Yes Grigo, you would have won, AND YOU STILL CAN!!!

"COME ON DOWN!!"Just post it this week and you could be the next lucky contestant!!

Maybe you'll be the next one to hear
"THAT'S RIGHT JOHNNY!! TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!!!"

You could win an ALL EXPENSES BILLED TRIP to anywhere for as many people as you like!! That's right, the destination of your choice, you arange the travel and nothing is included!!

Plus there are many door prizes for our runners up!! You could NOT be mentioned as the winner, or any number of other great prizes!!

The possiblilities are endless!!

Oh, and don't forget, the winner actually does get 100 of Aussies hard earned points!!

Seriously though, let's really get out there and find those SWAT offenders this week.

Replying to [Aussie]:Grigo could have won the title of Al Caprone.

Words with a gun on someone's head are the most persuasive force.
Some guys never learn the easy way by just words alone do they?

Well done Grigo, you are my hero who will stand up to these MVP scammers, not with the swats, but scam postings.

Street

Replying to [Cali Rugger]:
O.K., here goes.
I caught a guy on my forum last week, who posted one whole page of nonsense ridiculous postings. He had been warned many times before.
I had HEAPS of fun, clicking on the SPAM button, that took him down from over 900 points to minus 85.
Here's the proof too:
http://resources.alibaba.com/topic/18635/Quick_before_Harry_goes_ballistic.htm

Replying to [grigo]:

Hey that was last week!!!

Whadda you reckon Cali ... you're in the Captain's Chair mate ...

is last week this week?

There won't be any contest if H.. jeet vs Harry qualifies for this week!!!!

Maybe strike a new special memorial for General Harry's courage under fire ... his opponent was firing new topics from a Gatling gun.

Replying to [Aussie]:
Here's a good one:
http://resources.alibaba.com/topic/18896/leave_here_your_ICQ_no_for_convenient_contact.htm
he wants everyone to leave their ICQ contact details so he can communicate with them.
DOESN'T HE READ THE RULES?????????

Replying to [Aussie]:Ameet's outdone himself with this very informative post. The topic "Expert Moderators Wanted!" must not have been specific enough for him:


http://resources.alibaba.com/topic/15554/Expert_moderators_wanted_.htm?message=55082

Replying to [Aussie]:Hey here's a good one.... He decided to post a trade lead in "Talk With Alibaba"

That's like walking into a Jail and locking yourself into a cell......


http://resources.alibaba.com/topic/18866/Case_trade_web_www_bbags_net_em19_.htm



and the remnents of Harjeet still exist.....(love this one)

http://resources.alibaba.com/topic/18513/Peripherrals_amp_originality_.htm