How can a woman ...
Post 1 of 46
Watch fashion models for 2 hours straight on the Fox channel?
Think the world is one big shop?
Actually enjoy shopping?
Think that heaven is 6 Louis Vuiton handbags?
Know every bloody shopping centre inside out but not even know North from South?
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22 Sep 2006 18:00
Post 2 of 46
Replying to [Ozzy]:
2Right u r right ... 2 dears make 2R right.
2Right u r right ... 2 dears make 2R right.
28 Sep 2006 23:22
Post 3 of 46
Replying to [Aussie]:
Training Courses Now Available for Men !!!!
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1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Iron
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Lino?: You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Polystyrene that Came in the Boxes that the electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Shaving Stubble from the Sink
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to run Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to Oxfam
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
19. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Videos That Don't Fall under the "Action/Adventure" Category
20. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
21. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Toilet
22. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
23. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
24. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
25. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
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Training Courses Now Available for Men !!!!
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Iron
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Lino?: You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Polystyrene that Came in the Boxes that the electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Shaving Stubble from the Sink
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to run Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to Oxfam
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
19. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Videos That Don't Fall under the "Action/Adventure" Category
20. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
21. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Toilet
22. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
23. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
24. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
25. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
03 Oct 2006 09:19
Post 4 of 46
Replying to [candy]:NONE of these courses interest me. I'd like a course on how to convince your significant other to let you buy a Plasma TV instead of a new sectional couch.......
I'm serious.........I dont' want the damm couch, I want a Plasma.........
(I already know I've lost this battle)
I'm serious.........I dont' want the damm couch, I want a Plasma.........
(I already know I've lost this battle)
03 Oct 2006 10:08
Post 5 of 46
Replying to [Rizzob]:Buy a Plasma TV and offer it as a presand.![[em21]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_gift.gif)
Buy a Plasma TV and offer it as a presand.
03 Oct 2006 11:54
Post 6 of 46
Replying to [iulianap]:I don't think I'd like the return gift
03 Oct 2006 16:22
Post 7 of 46
Replying to [candy]:
Hey Candy Sweetheart. Where can I sign up for all those courses.
Will you teach them personally? If so, COUNT ME IN!
Hey Candy Sweetheart. Where can I sign up for all those courses.
Will you teach them personally? If so, COUNT ME IN!
03 Oct 2006 17:06
Post 8 of 46
Replying to [Rizzob]:is a risk any time.But you will have that Plasma TV.Maybe deserve a small sacrifice.
is a risk any time.But you will have that Plasma TV.Maybe deserve a small sacrifice.
04 Oct 2006 01:04
Post 9 of 46
Replying to [All]:Training courses for a beautiful life:
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: R espect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: R espect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
04 Oct 2006 03:07
Post 10 of 46
Replying to [grigo]:
Me too ... if the Candy is fit to eat.
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Me too ... if the Candy is fit to eat.
04 Oct 2006 03:21
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