Interesting Signs
Post 1 of 7
-On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
-On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
-At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
-On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
-In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
-In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."
-In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
-In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
-On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"
-Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
-In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
-In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."
-In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."
-In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
-On a roller coaster: "Watch your head."
-On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission."
-On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
-In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
-Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little."
-Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."
-Sign on a scientist's door: "Gone fission."
-Sign in a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
-Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
-Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
-Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."
-Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
-Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
-Sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
-Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
-Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
-Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."
-Sign in butchers window: "Pleased to meat you."
-Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?"
-Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a `long` little doggie!"
-Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want."
-Sign on a music library's door: "Bach in a minuet."
-Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12"
-A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: "Today's special. Below it says: So's tomorrow."
-Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)."
-Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
-Sign in a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."
-Sign in school: "In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended."
-Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here."
-Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager."
-Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
-Sign in a Norwegian lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
-Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: "Please do not disturb further."
-Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!"
-Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome."
-Sign at a muffler shop: "No m.uff too tough for us!"
-Sign on a government issue car: "Fulton county disaster coordinator."
-Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
-Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted."
-Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
-Sign in a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."
-Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left."
-Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs"
-Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening."
-Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
-Sign in a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."
-Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
-Sign in a Japanese hotel: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
-Sign in a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
-Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."
-Sign at fast-food place: "PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!"
-Sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
-Sign in a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."
-Sign from the Soviet Weekly: "There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years."
-Sign in an East African newspaper: "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."
-Sign in a Vienna hotel: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter."
-Sign in an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."
-Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
-Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
-Sign on the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: "Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life."
-Detour sign in Kobe, Japan: "Stop: Drive Sideways."
-Sign in a Swiss mountain inn: "Special today -- no ice cream."
-Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
-Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."
-Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
-Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases."
-Sign in a Tokyo shop: "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run."
-Sign from a Japanese booklet about using a hotel air CONDITIONER: "COOLERS AND HEATERS: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."
-Two signs from a Morrocan shop entrance: "English well talking." "Here speeching American."
-Sign at a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
-Sign from a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: "A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played."
-Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't worth anything - gas is!"
-Sign on the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
-At a restaurant in New York: "Tip-ing is not a city in China."
-Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: "Snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)"
-On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: "Safety ladder, climb at own risk."
-Seen on an electrical appliance store in Spokane, WA "Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!"
-Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in various places around my office building: "Run like Anything!"
-Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville Tennessee) "Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends."
-Sign on the wall of the office of an ethnologist: "Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
-Billboard sign on a highway coming out of Austin, TX: "Nobody reads billboards.... But you just did "
-An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now."
-An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed."
-Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department."
-Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
-Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
-In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
-Outside a farm: HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF
-In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
-On a church door: THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR.(THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)
-Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
-Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales: THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW.
-On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
-At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
-On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
-In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
-In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."
-In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
-In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
-On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"
-Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
-In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
-In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."
-In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."
-In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
-On a roller coaster: "Watch your head."
-On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission."
-On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
-In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
-Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little."
-Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."
-Sign on a scientist's door: "Gone fission."
-Sign in a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
-Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
-Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
-Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."
-Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
-Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
-Sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
-Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
-Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
-Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."
-Sign in butchers window: "Pleased to meat you."
-Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?"
-Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a `long` little doggie!"
-Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want."
-Sign on a music library's door: "Bach in a minuet."
-Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12"
-A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: "Today's special. Below it says: So's tomorrow."
-Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)."
-Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
-Sign in a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."
-Sign in school: "In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended."
-Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here."
-Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager."
-Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
-Sign in a Norwegian lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
-Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: "Please do not disturb further."
-Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!"
-Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome."
-Sign at a muffler shop: "No m.uff too tough for us!"
-Sign on a government issue car: "Fulton county disaster coordinator."
-Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
-Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted."
-Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
-Sign in a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."
-Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left."
-Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs"
-Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening."
-Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
-Sign in a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."
-Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
-Sign in a Japanese hotel: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
-Sign in a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
-Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."
-Sign at fast-food place: "PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!"
-Sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
-Sign in a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."
-Sign from the Soviet Weekly: "There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years."
-Sign in an East African newspaper: "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."
-Sign in a Vienna hotel: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter."
-Sign in an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."
-Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
-Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
-Sign on the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: "Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life."
-Detour sign in Kobe, Japan: "Stop: Drive Sideways."
-Sign in a Swiss mountain inn: "Special today -- no ice cream."
-Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
-Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."
-Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
-Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases."
-Sign in a Tokyo shop: "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run."
-Sign from a Japanese booklet about using a hotel air CONDITIONER: "COOLERS AND HEATERS: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."
-Two signs from a Morrocan shop entrance: "English well talking." "Here speeching American."
-Sign at a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
-Sign from a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: "A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played."
-Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't worth anything - gas is!"
-Sign on the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
-At a restaurant in New York: "Tip-ing is not a city in China."
-Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: "Snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)"
-On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: "Safety ladder, climb at own risk."
-Seen on an electrical appliance store in Spokane, WA "Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!"
-Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in various places around my office building: "Run like Anything!"
-Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville Tennessee) "Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends."
-Sign on the wall of the office of an ethnologist: "Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
-Billboard sign on a highway coming out of Austin, TX: "Nobody reads billboards.... But you just did "
-An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now."
-An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed."
-Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department."
-Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
-Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
-In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
-Outside a farm: HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF
-In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
-On a church door: THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR.(THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)
-Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
-Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales: THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW.
06 Aug 2007 22:34
Post 2 of 7
Replying to [Violet-Wang]:
You first must understand the culture, before understanding all this. This is America!
You first must understand the culture, before understanding all this. This is America!
02 Sep 2007 04:34
Post 3 of 7
Replying to [LEPLEB]:
Isn't America the country where they drive in the parkway and park in the drive way?![[em1]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_smile.gif)
Isn't America the country where they drive in the parkway and park in the drive way?
02 Sep 2007 11:12
Post 4 of 7
Replying to [germex]:yes,sometimes it is,great grandpa.![[em17]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_shake_hands.gif)
14 Sep 2007 01:51
Post 5 of 7
Replying to [Violet-Wang]:
WHOAAA...too long..can you cut them a bit. it is not fun to read anymore after half of the lines..![[em34]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_greedy.gif)
![[em35]](http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/style/icon/emoticons_fall_in_love.gif)
WHOAAA...too long..can you cut them a bit. it is not fun to read anymore after half of the lines..
15 Sep 2007 03:13
Post 6 of 7
Replying to [BUMshells]:Oh,it is too long to read.
16 Sep 2007 00:16
Post 7 of 7
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