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An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian cookies.

With all his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked hard with a spatula by his wife.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" she shouted, "THEY'RE FOR THE FUNERAL!"

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#2
Re: Never Smelled So Good...
Replying to [tomorrowneverknow]:

Welcome to reality!
#3
Re: Never Smelled So Good...
Replying to [tomorrowneverknow]:poor guy[em9]
#4
Re: Never Smelled So Good...
Thank you tomorrowneverknow, you have brightened up Admin's morning!
#5
Re: Re: Never Smelled So Good...
Replying to [Admin]:

What! You are brightened up by this poor man's suffering! Shame on you!

Tom
#6
Re: Never Smelled So Good...
Replying to [tomorrowneverknow]:
"darling,do you want me die early?"
#7
Re: Never Smelled So Good...
Replying to [tomorrowneverknow]:
Who was that man & what was he doing with my wife!?!!
[em11]
#8
Re: Never Smelled So Good...
Replying to [tomorrowneverknow]:poor guy~~~~~~~

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